Quarter Punx - Green

The Quarter Punx were some crappy band in a cheesy zombie movie, we were once the Yinzers, but felt that name to be too mullet and camaro-ish, so we decided it was only fitting to be named after a crappy band in a cheesy horror movie. We were formed around decemberish 2008, sitting at the bar and watching a stillers game, when all of a sudden ninjas attacked! So Polka, Lefty, Joe Jones, and Randall teamed up and fought a bunch of them and then they took to the rivers in speedboats and we had to chase them all over and stuff, we even hopped a police car down center street and used grappling hooks to get up the incline and all kinds of crazy stuff!!! By the end of it all, we decided wtf, why dont we just start a punk rock band and rock shit out, I mean its a lot safer than fighting ninjas and stuff you know. And here we are today, still kicking after a few years, and loving it!